Blow giant chunks of your lunch all over yourself, the car, your carseat when you are a mere 2 blocks away.
This will also allow you and your parents to look like complete hillbillies when they strip you naked and take your aromatic self into the doctor's office waiting room filling the surrounding air with vomit and a slight overtone of baby wipe.
Coop is not sick, or at least he is masking it very well with all his smiles and laughter and playing and huge appetite, but he has mastered the art of dodging the needle.
Until next week, when we get to go BACK to the doctor.
In all seriousness it was really quite sad and awful. He just threw up out of nowhere right before he got to the doctor and since I was meeting them there Steve had to call me to come down and help. When I got to the car it was the most pitiful sight I had ever seen, he was covered in it, and still halfway strapped in. We got him out, took off the clothes (thus smearing it all over his head cause we hadn't planned for this and his shirt was not a button down) and tried to wipe it off with a baby wipe. Feeling he had been through enough I didn't want to wrangle him into the spare clothes we had brought, so I wrapped him in a blanket and took him on up ready to ignore the looks from other people that clearly conveyed that they thought we were trash for bringing our baby out in only a diaper. And socks.
the vaccinations at one year are live viruses, so the doctor didn't want to give him anything like that when he might be coming down sick. We clearly defer to her, and wouldn't want to do that either.
Fortunately, it appears to be a fluke vomiting incident (words I thought this blog would never see... unless I kept writing it up through his 21st birthday). Unfortunately, we are going to have to haul him in there next wednesday and let them shoot up those sweet plump little thighs.
One more thing about being a Mom - even when you are confronted with the chunkiest, smelliest, most undigested heap of heaps, you will willingly reach right in and cover yourself in it if it means getting your baby out of it.
I won't claim I didn't flinch, but I didn't let that flinch slow me down.